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Alyssa Nicole Allen
Alyssa Nicole Allen by .getawayswift October 31, 2021
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Alyssa Noel Johnson
Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether it’s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesn’t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south y’all, she doesn’t want you. Or your grit.
Alyssa Noel Johnson by SweetTeaMe September 17, 2020
Nalani Alyssa Paulino
Nalani Alyssa Paulino by caitlinnnnnnnnnn May 12, 2019
Nalani Alyssa
Nalani Alyssa is the sweetest girl you will meet. She is really nice to her friends and cares very deeply for them. She loves anime and art (sometimes) and everyone loves to hang out with her.
Nalani Alyssa by anonymous November 22, 2021
Niamh + Alyssa
"What class do we have today Alyssa?"
"Physics...."
"Well you know what they say,"
"Niamh + Alyssa hate physics!"
"Physics...."
"Well you know what they say,"
"Niamh + Alyssa hate physics!"
Niamh + Alyssa by ihatephysics2much September 29, 2022
Alyssandra
One of the most badass people you will ever meet, yet she has a great ability to be kind and compassionate. But if you fuck with her, y'alls gon' get fucked.
Person A: "Bro, you see that girl over there?"
Person B: "Yeah. She kicked some douche's ass a few mintues ago, then she wrote some poetry. Oh yeah, then she gave me $20. What's her name?"
Person A: "It must be Alyssandra."
Person B: "Yeah. She kicked some douche's ass a few mintues ago, then she wrote some poetry. Oh yeah, then she gave me $20. What's her name?"
Person A: "It must be Alyssandra."
Alyssandra by bombassmofo December 6, 2010
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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