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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes
How Kellyanne Conway refers to her anus.
Woman: But that wasn't what President Trump said he wanted to grab me by.

Kellyanne: Actually, the president was referring to your alt-vag, Ivanka.
Alt-Vag by allo89 March 12, 2017
The butt, specifically in regards to hetero anal sex
Baby, tonight I want it in my alt vag.
alt vag by sugarmagn0lia March 11, 2017

Focus._alt_.vr 

Some who is very good at gtag and can beat anyone in a 1v1
“Oh no it’s Focus._alt_.vr I hope he doesn’t want to 1v1

Thukna (verb): alt. THUKNA 

1. to have an accident "gaari thokna" 2. to receive billing "yawr 500 rupiya thuk gya"...3. to have your ass handed to you "yawr mein khud thuk gya" 4. to kill "banda thokna" 5. to have indulged in sex recently "banda/bandi thokna"
1. "gaari thokna" 2. "yawr 500 rupiya thuk gya" 3. "yawr mein khud thuk gya" 4. "banda thokna" 5. "banda ya bandi thukna (verb): alt. THUKNA"

Altvater 

German: literally ‘old father’, used as a distinguishing epithet for a grandfather or father-in-law; probably a surname borne by the servant of a person in the service of the grandfather or father-in-law of a local personage.
He was proud of his surname, Altvater
Altvater by Daisy-dag February 3, 2010