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Alphawolf

The most alpha of all. He takes from the millennial who can not master anything but high pitched whines. The anti-millennial.
"My girlfriend just left me for Alphawolf." I should go listen to panic at the disco"
by Zikotilla August 26, 2017
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AlphaWolf

Hey do you know AlphaWolf?
*touches your tail*
UwU
by Onl1n March 2, 2021
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Alphaholic

1)A person who can text a message faster than they can dial a 10 digit phone number

2)Someone who seeks out texting plans without regard to rollover minutes

3)An individual who does not know their Blackberry has a digital key pad.

4) Someone whom, after answering 37 consecutive text message you decide to phone at the same # you have been texting, does not answer the phone. Immediately after leaving your message at the tone, this same person texts you to ask what it is you needed when you called.
I had to limit my son and his girlfriend to 30 text messages a month after a $300.00 cell bill (normal billing at $150.00). His girlfriend actually expressed her anxiety over not being able to text him. She is an Alphaholic, and needs rehabilitation.
by Kelly Ryan August 28, 2006
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alphahole

An Alphahole is a superior asshole. Not to be confused with just regular assholes, but a person who believes themselves to be superior above all other assholes.
That fucker is SUCH an alphahole!
by Saltybtch September 18, 2019
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alphaholic

A person who is obsessed with Text Messagingggg!
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GODDAMMIT Ashley! Stop Freaking Text Messagginnggg! You Fxcking ALPHAHOLICC!
by ashlxy February 20, 2007
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alphaholic

noun; the person who is the lead partyer in a given social group, i.e., the friend who always sets the intoxication standard.
Example: We followed our group's alphaholic, Pied Piper-like, down to the pub every Saturday night.
by fallingtopeaces December 28, 2009
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Alpha wolf

A horrendously gay hvac service technician who moonlights his body on the side
Hey is that Russ giving handjobs behind the supply house?! He is such an Alpha wolf
by Cracker Jack 500 January 19, 2017
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