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AlphaWolf by Onl1n March 2, 2021

Alphaholic

1)A person who can text a message faster than they can dial a 10 digit phone number

2)Someone who seeks out texting plans without regard to rollover minutes

3)An individual who does not know their Blackberry has a digital key pad.

4) Someone whom, after answering 37 consecutive text message you decide to phone at the same # you have been texting, does not answer the phone. Immediately after leaving your message at the tone, this same person texts you to ask what it is you needed when you called.
I had to limit my son and his girlfriend to 30 text messages a month after a $300.00 cell bill (normal billing at $150.00). His girlfriend actually expressed her anxiety over not being able to text him. She is an Alphaholic, and needs rehabilitation.
Alphaholic by Kelly Ryan August 28, 2006

alphahole 

An Alphahole is a superior asshole. Not to be confused with just regular assholes, but a person who believes themselves to be superior above all other assholes.
That fucker is SUCH an alphahole!
alphahole by Saltybtch September 18, 2019

alphaholic

A person who is obsessed with Text Messagingggg!
kthanksbye.
GODDAMMIT Ashley! Stop Freaking Text Messagginnggg! You Fxcking ALPHAHOLICC!
alphaholic by ashlxy February 20, 2007

alphaholic

noun; the person who is the lead partyer in a given social group, i.e., the friend who always sets the intoxication standard.
Example: We followed our group's alphaholic, Pied Piper-like, down to the pub every Saturday night.
alphaholic by fallingtopeaces December 28, 2009

Alpha wolf 

A horrendously gay hvac service technician who moonlights his body on the side
Hey is that Russ giving handjobs behind the supply house?! He is such an Alpha wolf
Alpha wolf by Cracker Jack 500 January 19, 2017