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almond roca

Heaven in candy form. chocolate, toffee, almonds and walnuts.
The thing you use to make people fall in love with you.
Friend: you want some almond roca?
Friend 2: is it good?
Friend 3: dont ask just eat it. Stick it in your mouth, chew, swallow and then express you joy!
almond roca by iBadass December 22, 2008

Almond Rocha 

Cat feces which has been rolled in cat litter.
I caught Fido in the litter box, treating himself to some Almond Rocha.

almond roca

Animal poop.

Origins: Some animal feces are high in undigested protien, so that other animals will eat it. Dogs often eat cat poop because it is high in protien.
Fido ate up every bit of kitty's almond roca.
almond roca by Hosehead January 7, 2004

Almondroca 

A kind with a dream to be the best and most famous rapper alive.
Homie 1: yo, that kid is wack
Homie 2: nah dog... he just an almondroca
Almondroca by Matias rocafort January 5, 2008

almondroca 

A young rapper with a dream to be the best.
Aka Matias
Dude 1:Dude lil wayne is sick.
Dude 2: naw he ain't no almondroca
almondroca by Matias Rocafort January 2, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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