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Almisa is a literal whore and sleeps with everyone named Sami🤪
Almisa, suck my dick!
Almisa by sheronnicolequeen November 20, 2021
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One of the most gorgeous girls you will ever meet in your whole life. She's the kind of girl that deserves unconditional love because she's worth it. Shes loyal, sweet, and has a childish sense of humor that you can't help but adore. Once you fall for her, there isn't a way back up because Alisa has a way of making you love her more and more every day. There's never a dull moment with this girl who is beautiful inside and out.
Me: Damn! Is that Alisa?
My Bf: Oh fucc yeah! Did she glo- up or sum?
Me: *shocked by Alisa's radiant beauty*
Me: Don't do it-
My Bf: Imma do it
Me: *sighs*
My Bf: Im breaking up wit u shes mine now
Alisa by yeET_1227 October 1, 2019
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beautiful..she is a girl who never wants to lose her heart is soft as a rose..her friendship will be with honesty and trust she will never breaks anyone's heart she has faced many problems in her life she is a true lover..
her name is alaisa
alaisa by alinsiwi April 22, 2016

Alisa Marshal 

Alisa Marshal is the epitome of sexiness. She exudes confidence and sex appeal with her toned physique, smoldering eyes, and radiant smile. Her beauty is undeniable, and her curves are to die for. Her captivating presence is magnetic, and her presence in any room will always lure the attention of anyone nearby. Her wardrobe is always on point, and her fashion sense is impeccable. She knows how to dress to impress, and her style is always unique and stylish. She has an aura of mystery that entices and seduces all who cross her path. Alisa Marshal is sexy as fuck, and she knows it.
Person 1: "Damn, did you see that girl? She is sexy as fuck!"

Person 2: "Yeah, I know! She is a total Alisa Marshal."
Alisa Marshal by PapasitoKen May 17, 2023
Easily the greatest most beautiful person anyone could ever ask for, their personality is amazing and their heart is gorgeous. She is sweet and has an amazing smile and the most kissable lips. If you manage to work up the courage to tell her you love her eventually, she’ll love you forever. The way she looks at you makes you nervous and enticed at the same time. Her voice is oddly attractive and the way she covers her face when she looks at you smile is adorable.
Alisa is an overall near perfect girl.
Alisa by Aguffey31 December 22, 2020
The prettiest, nicest, sweetest most amazing girl to have ever walked this planet. Wears highlight for the GODS n her hair always smells good????? UGH we stan a goddess
Person one: "Wow almila just highfived me"
Person two: "Oh my dbdndjdj luckyass mf"
Person one: ""Yeah I'm never washing my hand again 😔"
Almila by wesisstressed March 17, 2019
Almira is a gorgeous girl with an amazing way of seeing the world. She gives good advice and is a lovely friend. In love with the universe and with Nutella, and ofc Spotify. If you ever meet her don't ever judge her by her looks;outside. She is funny, smart, friendly, and pretty though she won't admit it(unless her hair's straightened
. It's impossible to know this in the first meeting. She looks boring but if you know her personally, you will find out she is sooooo..fun to be with. Your life is lame if u don't get to meet her and be her friend. and also she backs up and stands 150% by her friend. she even seems to have solution for every problem you got
Did you see that pretty lady? That must be Almira .
Almira by Evrim alasya November 24, 2021
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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