Almar

elongated human

look at that guy hes a Almar

by yeetusdeeletus October 13, 2018

Almar

Almar is a doggy fortnite player

"of the j, jayden reginer got me tripping" - Almar

by Hilal G October 29, 2020

almar

Short for all Marines.

Messages non classified available to all the troops are sent as ALMARS

by Jarecho January 3, 2008

Almar

A dude with a elephant dick and gets infinite bitches with his unlimited rizz

The dude is totally an almar

by ThugShaker273 March 25, 2023

Ahmarism

A widespread ideology founded by Pope Ahmar during dreadful times of the pandemic. The scripture "Pavitr Kitaab" details his life's work including revolutionary concepts such as subjective math and breathtaking moans. Ahmarism values the esteem of the remarkable creation known as the FRIDGE. This religion follows the belief that you are never wrong; instead, it is the world that is at fault. They are unable to comprehend the sophistication and expertise you possess, and will never truly be enlightened.

Have you accepted Pope Ahmar as your lord and savior? If not, come learn about our new movement called Ahmarism.

by Pope Ahmar November 6, 2021

5 alarm breath

This describes one who has breath that is odorous and spicy.

Geezzz, Bruto has 5 alarm breath after the chili cook-off!

by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

dick alarm

A painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to piss so bad!

After drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning!

by pipelayer24 August 6, 2013