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Known as what Harmonizers tell each other when reading smut, that they needs Allysus. (Jesus version of Ally Brooke Hernandez from Fifth Harmony)
Camren shipper reading smut: This is so hot
Holy Camren shipper that does not read such nasty work: Mann you need Allysus
Allysus by normila shipper October 21, 2017
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Ablysmal 

The incorrect spelling/pronunciation of the adjective abysmal, commonly used by commentary YouTuber WildSpartanz. He seems to believe there's an extra 'l' in the word.
"His acting was ablysmal" -- WildSpartanz
Ablysmal by Mickey_G_ April 13, 2019

Allisson 

Allisson is a girl usually with long brown hair and pretty brown eyes. She’s very introverted and awkward but she never lets people see that side of her. She’s very loyal and knows everyone but only has a few close friends. She loves a challenge, but not a difficult one because she beats herself up for it. She’s the type of person who’s very smart but very fucking stupid at the same time. If she seems crazy to you it’s cuz she is, but she trusts you enough to be herself around you. If she’s your friend, she’ll give good advice and support you always. If she’s your girlfriend make sure you treat her right cuz as pretty as she might be, she’s 3x more insecure. Allisson never tell you how she is doing if you ask unless you tell her to be honest. She tries not to burden people with her problems. Allisson is amazing, kind, funny, but has a bad sense of humor and a somewhat good music taste. She falls for people with the letter J, T, E, A, and C. If you know an Allisson, just know that if she says she’s going to beat you up, she doesn’t mean it. Allisson is the bestest friend anyone could ask for.
Person 1: “Allisson looks good today”
Person 2: “I talked to her yesterday and she said she was going to beat me up next time she saw me.”

Person 1: “ She was probably just flirting”
Person 2: “She’s amazing though, so I’ll take my chances.”

cole allison 

cole Allison is the most sweet and nice person ever. He is funny and makes great povs. You would be very lucky to have a person like cole Allison in your life. He will make you smile and laugh a lot. He makes peoples days and has great interactions with his fans. Everything about Cole Alison is amazing.
“cole allison is the best person ever”

“cole allison makes me laugh”
“cole allison is my favorite”
cole allison by Nevaeh :) October 5, 2020
A gorgeous and amazing girl who you may think is a little weird/crazy at first but once you get to know her you'll see that she truly is and amazing friend who always has your back when you need it. Anyone who knows an Allyssa is a truly lucky human being
Person A: Dude Allyssa is such a good friend she helped me out with that problem I've been having

Person B: Dude I know right she is my BEST friend
Allyssa by 0n31n4m1ll10n January 25, 2019
The best friend ever. She is kind and shy, when is around her friends she is very energetic. Always there to help her friends and a great study partner. She will always support you know matter what you do.
Rachael, Sydney and Allysa where best friends.
Allysa by Llama8 May 8, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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