An exclamation that a man yells when he is about to go balls deep in his woman’s hoo hoo and wants her to know that his wang is the greatest. This will arouse the woman and make her moister than a 6 month old heavily used sponge.
Stoney: Yo bro, how’s it hangin?
Big Queefy: You mean like how’s it going or how my wang is hangin?
Stoney: I mean.... I guess both lol
Big Queefy: Well I’m doing well thanks for asking. My wang on the other hand is in urgent care recovery. I screamed Allahu Cockbar when I was slamming this hoe last night and she opened up like a newly born clam popping out of its shell. I smashed her way too hard and bruised my brisket. So that’s how my mangled meat is doing.
Stoney: Damn bro, lmk if you need me to tag in next time. I would’ve been ready to go.
Big Queefy: You mean like how’s it going or how my wang is hangin?
Stoney: I mean.... I guess both lol
Big Queefy: Well I’m doing well thanks for asking. My wang on the other hand is in urgent care recovery. I screamed Allahu Cockbar when I was slamming this hoe last night and she opened up like a newly born clam popping out of its shell. I smashed her way too hard and bruised my brisket. So that’s how my mangled meat is doing.
Stoney: Damn bro, lmk if you need me to tag in next time. I would’ve been ready to go.
by Stoney69 September 21, 2021
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