The Alkin fucking King is the big chungus, he's fucked 17 guttersluts before you wake up in the morning, the AlkinKing is the greatest example of a badass motherfucker that you've ever seen. Alkinking will cuck your goose and you will thank him for it.
Man 1: the AlkinKing cucked me!
Man 2: it's okay man, you'll get used to it, the AlkinKing cucked me 3 times this week.
Man 2: it's okay man, you'll get used to it, the AlkinKing cucked me 3 times this week.
by AlkinKing June 21, 2019
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