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a living cheeto 

a living cheeto by Crunchy_Toast February 6, 2021

I eat poop for a living 

a person or a sussy baka imposter eat poop for money B)
Bob: Hey Tim long time no see! what do you do for a living?
Tim: I eat poop for a living

a living erkki 

a definition of perfect person who cant do something
"It is so cold that even a living erkki can't be in here"
a living erkki by kakkapylly69 October 8, 2021

A living hell 

The year 2020
"2020 has been such a living hell. Wish Corona would just take me already"
The action of making fake facebook best friends to make ones self look popular. Extreme cases of Alizing involve commenting on profile pictures commenting "OH my god your sooo cutieeee <3."
Alizing Person: "Oh Josh commented on my photo again, he's like my best friend"

Skeptic:"...thats wierd the IP adresses match on his Facebook and yours..."

Alizing Person: "well, we use the same computer!"

Skeptic: "Stupid alizing bitch"
Alizing by lookupandfindthesun June 25, 2010

I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living 

What is said about someone who is a tight wad and/or rich and has fallen on hard times and lost all there money. And you hate there guts.
I hate that Donald Trump! I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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