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Usually very quiet but fun to hang around with. An alistor is usually found to be a victim of a definitely 'friendly' game of Uno every now and again. Has as a small group of close friends and will judge your favourite actors at any given opportunity.
Person 1: That my friend is an Alistor

Person 2: how do I know?

Person 3: They very quiet bruh.
Alistor by King_of_raine April 5, 2023
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Usually very quiet but fun to hang around with. An alistor is usually found to be a victim of a definately "friendly" uno game every now and again. Has a small group of close friends and will judge your favourite actors at any given moment.
person 1: that my friend is an Alistor

person 2: how do I know?
person 1: They very quiet bruh
Alistor by Raven_rains April 5, 2023
This one radio demon from hazbin hotel. Was offered head by Angel dust but denied.
My favourite character is Alastor.
Alastor by IDEMANDSUCC February 18, 2020
Hot demon mf from Hazbin Hotel that half the Internet wants to bang
Alastor: *exists*
Fangirl: “LEMME SMAAAAASH!”
Alastor by Toxk March 7, 2020
Alastor is a character from the adult show Hazbin Hotel.
Alastor is the infamous entity known as "The Radio Demon" and is one of the many powerful Overlords of Hell.

He is badass and baby.
It's Alastor, the most powerful demon in hell.
He looks like a strawberry pimp !
Alastor by Rainbowine April 7, 2020
A name that's usually for a red head Scottish man with ridiculously large eyebrows. He often see with a cigarette or a cigarette box.
P1: "Look at that guy with red hair."
P2: "Oh I bet that's an Allistor."
Allistor by Dinnisaur January 29, 2016
A demon from hell who is our lord savior that wears a nice suit a tie and a monocle also all hail alastor
hey have you seen the new episode of hazbin hotel alastor is in it so much more
Alastor by sexy alastor November 12, 2020
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