Aliph 

Always holds his head up but usually the softie of the group that keeps running into trouble. Also used when you are in a string of unlucky situations

I might have pulled an Aliph with the luck I'm having.

Aliph by Micheal L. Oxlander November 22, 2021

Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks 

A phrase to describe a woman's mating behavior where she freely engages in sexual activities with the physically attractive, charismatic, charming, suave and confident males - in other words, the Alpha males - with no strings attached, shit-tests, favors, catches and any rules, hence Alpha Fucks.

At the same time the woman denies sex to the physically unattractive and undesirable men - in other words, the Beta males - instead giving ambiguous promises that sex will be offered in return if the males treat her well, take her out to dates, buy her dinner, bring her gifts, etc, hence Beta Bucks.

For the Betas, sex is held behind many barriers such as the "three dates" rule, all-expenses paid dinners, shopping trips, favors, funny jokes, rapport building, lengthy text convos, shit tests and more... all the while as the Alphas get to have sex right away without having to do all that in advance. Hence, the term Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks.

This phrase can also alternatively be used to describe how a woman spends her young and fertile years hooking up and getting knocked up by the Alphas with absolutely no strings attached, and later as she seeks to settle down, seeks out a Beta to provide for her and her Alpha spawn.

Synonyms for Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks include:

Alpha Fame Beta Shame
Alpha Boss Beta Loss
Alpha Lay Beta Pay
Alpha Sex Beta Checks
Alpha Seed Beta Need
Alpha Fornicate Beta Masturbate

Samantha wrote on her Tinder profile "I'm looking for a gentleman to treat me right, buy me gifts and take me to dinners. No hookups unless you look like Jason Statham!" She is in Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks mode.

Josie had a kid with Jamal the pro basketball player and then married Richard from retail five years later. Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks.

Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks by alam101 March 17, 2019

Alpha Office 

The head office in a business of multiple offices, defined by leadership, charge, determination, wisdom, charm, chivalry and respect. As a status, this can not be taken, but must be earnt, usually though battle royale. This cannot be earned while the current alpha office still physically exists. The status can be bought, but the only payment method acceptable is blood.

Also has historical relevance for the business, usually being its point of origin.

Brandon: "Where's Brad today?"

Pedro: "Oh he had to go over to the Alpha office in Camden, his axe was blunt."

Brandon: "But they don't even need axes in Alpha Office, don't they just use their hands?"

Pedro: "Yes."

Brandon: "I wish I was Alpha."

Alpha Office by SchnittyLover69 October 24, 2011

Alithea

Sweet girl. HILARIOUS. So funny, will turn any day upside down. Makes the craziest facial expressions. Can make you laugh even when you really don't want to. Nice smile, has many friends. Is a very likable person.

"Alithea made up that joke!"

"So I can't retell it?"

Alithea by g.g.g. March 21, 2013

alpha widow 

A woman, usually with average sexual market value (SMV), who sleeps with a high sexual market value male , a/k/a the alpha male, who does not wish to have a long-term relationship with the woman. The woman views the alpha male as superior to most, if not all, of the other men pursuing her, and so the woman continues to lust after the alpha male she cannot have, sacrificing future long-term relationships with lower-SMV men, making her a "widow", in a sense, to the original alpha male.

Jane could never seem to get over her one true love, Rocco, even after she was married to John. Jane must be an alpha widow.

alpha widow by Bolo919 December 2, 2017

Alpha Widow 

A woman (typically but not necessarily post-wall) who has been abandoned by an Alpha male. No matter how great her new man is, she will perceive him as failing to meet the standard of the alpha she was previously associated with. Due to hypergamy, a woman cannot date backwards, once she gets say, a male 8, she cannot date below a male 8 and be happy with him. If she does, she is just using said man for resources (Beta Bucks) and doesn't really love him. Essentially, a damaged woman accustomed to a tier of man she can no longer attract.

Karen was alpha widowed after a one-night-stand in college, and rejected all suitors that didn't live up to Chad. She is now old, single, lonely with 3 cats.

Alpha Widow by th0tttt_patr0l July 2, 2019

alpha bro 

The leader of a pack of bros; inspires the worship of subordinate bros through being slightly more articulate and much more aggressive, and having both a higher alcohol tolerance and better luck with the bro hoes.

At a frat party:

Rachel: What's the matter with all the bros tonight? They seem subdued.

Sarah: Yeah, Vinny's not here. They're totally lost without their alpha bro.

alpha bro by ameech November 5, 2009