What you get after you play a dozen characters on Maple Story. Renown for their fighter/2H sword abilities, the Alaphant (Elephantidae Noobicus) resides in the outskirts of Scania. Average life spans anywhere from one level to a near-max of 90. Quiet from time to time, ridiculously talkative nonetheless.
"Dude I was walking around Perion and I saw an Alaphant"
"Holy shit did you take an SS?"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!