Extreme penis disporportion; when it is so
cold the shaft becomes extremely
small and thin and the head of the penis is of
normal size... often times the penis points in different directions
after taking a dump in a
cold, cold forest, i looked down and noticed i had alien dick..it was soooo embarrassing
after we swam in the brisk, cool ocean, she wanted to
bang, but then she saw my alien dick...it was very embarrasing
"dude i have a serious case of alien dick..this is extremely embarrassing"
man steps out of ocean, and three
people scream.. "aliiiieeennn diiiiiiickkkk!!"..oh gosh it was so embarrassing
girl POV
"so i went on a date, and he had the worst alien dick everrr"