Skip to main content

Algozombie

Conjunction of "algorithm" and "zombie". An algozombie is anyone who mass consumes and reshares algorithmically-fed social media content originating from websites like Twitter/X, but because humans never actually evolved to individually be able to manually handle the sheer amount of existing info and noise, they necessarily rely largely on unaccountable entities and forces with significantly greater resources and time to optimize and organize what info is to be prioritized in consumption.

Such unaccountable entities become effective arbiters of the algozombie's worldview, even if the algozombie doesn't even know they exist. For algozombies, accessing truncated or manipulated content feeds is accessing *the* content directly, leading to poorly-justified, hyper-insular, and delusional beliefs. They infect others through increasingly secondhand sources who are also often algozombies subjected to similar processes of filtered info consumption (i.e. commentator Youtubers).

Infection is not intuitively straightforward in all cases. They can slowly infect others by resharing the "takes" or posts of other algozombies elsewhere and creating an expectation of engagement with it. Even expressing disagreement with reshared algozombie content is an engagement that unconsciously begins gearing your mind towards viewing the world through a more constrained paradigm that you wouldn't view through otherwise. The algozombie reshares posts to the point of others being algozombified.
James: Whatever happened to Lilly?
Jane: She cut things off, though she was acting weird the last few weeks I knew her. She started doing things on the level of showing me an image from Twitter of random people in a room and saying "isn't this awful?"...I suspected she became an algozombie and I didn't even know what to do about that.

Bob: Honestly, I think men are going to have a revolution soon. Like things have reached a point where women are openly defending eating their babies.
Moe: What? Where are the women saying this?
Bob: On my Tiktok fyp. There's so many of them defending cannibalizing children and babies right now, it's insane.
Moe: You sound like an algozombie tbh
Bob: What is that? I go outside...touch grass. Women are actually saying this now, and it sounds like you're the one who's terminally online.

Rose: I'm so tired of left-handed narcissism.
Bill: What?
Rose: I hate when white left-handed people insert themselves into the conversation to complain about being forced to write right-handed in their childhood as if black people didn't literally get lynched on sight.
Bill: I have a feeling you are an algozombie and that I should disengage from this, blocked.
Algozombie by Trukelear9000 September 6, 2026
Urban Dictionary Merch

autozombie 

One of the stupid emo/scene names that posers use on myspace and facebook for attention.
o em gee its angie autozombie
autozombie by antiposer June 6, 2007
Related Words

Aerozombie 

A walking wanna-be mannequin for aeropostale that has rich parents or shops at a re-usit store. A.K.A "hey i have poor taste in clothes and i wanna show my money and be flashy but im really insecure about my looks!"
"hey look im a aerozombie, have sex with me." and so on...
Those addicted to everything involving the store Abercrombie & Finch. Considered by some as expensive clothing it has gained the classification as "preppy clothing" and has become the #1 store for middle class teenage brats who like to think they are preppy.
Look at those abozombies heading out of the mall; thank God we are going sailing at the beach club.
abozombie by DaceFace September 10, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
Next