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Alfvar is the name of a charasmatic man baby who likes beer. Drink like fish soak it like a mushroom.
- Bro do you see how much beer is left?

- Yeah man, Alfvar drank it all and now he's trying to fight that big guy over there
Alfvar by Laban_Goon August 10, 2023
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Alvar is the god of a cult named the Besterest of All and he should only be treated with respect and no mortal bieng could even think of chalanging him.
Bob: you wana join the Besterest of all? its a cult.
Steve: no it sounds stupid .

Bob: you have made a grave mistake
Steve*dies*
being defined as the a mighty Alvar is a honor you only have to be named Alvar
Alvar by bester_then_Charlie420 October 9, 2019
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The most gorgeous man to walk the face of the Earth. When you look at him, you'll be like "damn, how is he real?" He's good at tolerating his annoying friends though he sighs at them sometimes (or goes on Do Not Disturb). He loves spilling tea, but swears to always tell the truth while doing so. Though he's a bit obsessed with himself sometimes (or most of the time), is one of the nicest guys you could ever know. If you find an Alvaro, go on a pudding date with him sometime. It may lead to great things.
Wow, we stan the king of tea, Alvaro!
Alvaro by swatyees December 14, 2018

Alvarado tango 

Alvarado tango is a special sexual position, which can be executed when a man who is standing on his hands has sexual intercourse with a bent female partner.
I just pulled an Alvarado Tango.

Alvarado tango is the hardest position in contemporary Kamasutra to execute.
Alvarado tango by alvaradotango1 March 19, 2009
A loyal person who loves his girl very deeply , no one could ever match the love he gives to the girl he loves . An Alvaro could be very caring, once a Alvaro falls in love he will stay in love with who ever the special girl is . If you have an Alvaro that loves you keep him because that’s the best thing that will ever happen to you .
Alvaro... wait up
Alvaro by Xxxfacts...god March 10, 2019

alvaro romero 

THE king of slatt šŸmember of the lollipop boys, associated with mattia polibio. HE IS THE MOST ADORABLE AND CUTE PERSON EVER periodt boo. he’s also kinda hot ;)
person A: whose ur fav tik toker?

person B: Mattia is sexy as shit but Alvaro romero is adorable, i can’t decide.
person A: idk who they are imma look em up

person B: bet it
alvaro romero by Swaggycowgirl October 18, 2019
Alvaro - the most intelligent person you will ever meet, knows how to strike conversations, he can be quite the charmer, the best aspect of an Alvaro would be his giving nature, he often gives his all and even after keeps on giving. Alvaro's know how to treat a lady. Always a true gentleman, He is a great lover, a sexual being and will leave you wanting more.
Girl 1 : How was your date with Alvaro?
Girl 2: Fantastic he's a gentleman but an animal in bed
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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