2 definitions by Laban_Goon

Alfvar is the name of a charasmatic man baby who likes beer. Drink like fish soak it like a mushroom.
- Bro do you see how much beer is left?

- Yeah man, Alfvar drank it all and now he's trying to fight that big guy over there
by Laban_Goon August 10, 2023
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A noun/verb to describe someone slim with a fat vibe. Eats like a pig and drinks like a mushroom.
Hey do you want another burger?
No, man do I look like a timpis?
by Laban_Goon October 27, 2022
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