by FLIR August 29, 2009

Person 1: ”did you see that kyarah girl”
Person 2: ”see her, she was all up on my toes last night, hitting the gawk gawk 3000 on my pinky toe”
Person 1: ”damn, might as well call you johnny”
Alvarado is the term defined as loving johnny and toes
Person 2: ”see her, she was all up on my toes last night, hitting the gawk gawk 3000 on my pinky toe”
Person 1: ”damn, might as well call you johnny”
Alvarado is the term defined as loving johnny and toes
by Kyarah enna sanai alvarado December 19, 2019

Alvarado tango is a special sexual position, which can be executed when a man who is standing on his hands has sexual intercourse with a bent female partner.
I just pulled an Alvarado Tango.
Alvarado tango is the hardest position in contemporary Kamasutra to execute.
Alvarado tango is the hardest position in contemporary Kamasutra to execute.
by alvaradotango1 March 19, 2009

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by Gamerbot123 July 22, 2020

He is Zaddy I just want to cum in him he’s so cute. He’s not toxic has a fat shlong and likes sprite like a qt
by Zaddy rookieyt November 03, 2021
