Girls with this last name love toes and boys named johnny, that's all
Person 1: ”did you see that kyarah girl”
Person 2: ”see her, she was all up on my toes last night, hitting the gawk gawk 3000 on my pinky toe”
Person 1: ”damn, might as well call you johnny”
Alvarado is the term defined as loving johnny and toes
Alvarado tango is a special sexual position, which can be executed when a man who is standing on his hands has sexual intercourse with a bent female partner.