Alfronzo 

A person who is smart, kind hearted, sometimes hard headed ,loving , and greedy at times.

Hey let's find an Alfronzo.!!!

Alfronzo by Sassy bae October 28, 2017

Alfonzo (aka Tuks) 

The person i love the most. Alfonzo is the sweetest and a cutest person you will meet. He have this very dark hair, a fluffy cheeks. Dark brown eyes. Hes very caringHes soft and sensitive but will do anything to protect his family and friends. Hes smart and good at observing. Quite yet dangerous. He has a great personality, he also shy for the most part. Hes a great friend and a great partner

you sound like you need a "alfonzo (aka tuks) on your life

Alfonzo (aka Tuks) by Hubeabear June 9, 2021

Alfonzo 

Alfonzo is sometimes dumb but very funny. He is one of the best friends you’ll ever have. Not a lot of people like him but the people that do are sometimes afraid of telling him in fear he will tell his other friends. You should not use him or lose him and do not lie to him. He knows when someone is lying and can sense a liar. He is very protective of his friends and girlfriend/boyfriend. If you lien him you should date him and don’t be shy.

Ryan: yo, wassup zo

Alfonzo: wassup *makes a funny joke*

Everyone around: *starts laughing hysterically*

Alfonzo by User4568912 October 30, 2019

Alfonzo 

A noun used to describe an average Hispanic male. So basically a Hispanic “NPC”. It’s 2023’s version of calling someone an “Edgar”. Their often seen rocking the Alfonzo bowl cut, true religion jeans, and white Air Force ones. Alfonzo’s are the light-skins of Hispanic people. In every picture their seen sucking in their cheeks to emphasize their jawline. Nobody likes Alfonso’s, they also have L rizz.

*Walks into a Miami nightclub*: Damn bro, there’s so many Alfonso’s in here. They tryna rizz up all the treeshes.

*Sees a Hispanic light-skin tryna rizz up*: Hahahahah yoo bro look at that Alfonzo ass nigga *crying emoji*.

Alfonzo by For the community 1738 January 25, 2023

alfonzoism

to worship carlton banks from the fresh prince of bel-air;It's not unusual to be Carlton in any way

That short black guy is the head of the church of alfonzoism

alfonzoism by urdu August 22, 2007

alfranzo 

A goat at basketball and has a massive penis

I wish i was an alfranzo

alfranzo by WavvyZavvy March 15, 2017

Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast 

The place where I stole the margarine

Yes indeed, here we are!
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, ooh)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen

Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Oo-oo-wah

Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast by Wicked Uncle Ernie December 25, 2022