alfronso

Name: alfronso Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Alfronso is funny but shy and is very protective, he want the best for the people around him and cares for them even though he may not show it. He is a nice person and loves to take care of people. But even though he loves and cares for everyone he is always the one who gets hurt.
And he’s sad but puts on a smile and stays happy for the people around him. He has a big penis but don’t brag about it
Overall a great guy who needs to get treated better

Alfronso is the greatest guy to be with

alfronso by Only true words are spoke by i January 2, 2018

Words you can keep

karlo alfonso

Someone who can be your soulmate, bestfriend, boyfriend, lover, future fiance, future husband and forever baby.

If you want to have a lover, have a Karlo Alfonso!

A Karlo Alfonso loves so dearly.

If you have Karlo Alfonso you're just the lucky one!

karlo alfonso by AlienMermaid69 January 10, 2014

Alfonso Torres

Alfonso Torres is a downright genius. He's pretty freakin cute and really outgoing. He gets shit done and isn't afraid to speak his mind. He is rteally random and is guaranteed to make you laugh. He lives in the crap town called terra bella.

dang he just busted an Alfonso Torres and got perfect scores

Alfonso Torres by statsoffire December 7, 2010

Alfonso

King of Spain from 1886-1931

Bow down Alfonso has just entered the room!

Alfonso by Prince Al November 24, 2007

Alfonso

he's so buff that even his dick has a 6 pack on it, but because of his awareness for the women around him, he does not attempt to have a girlfriend

Women: what's your preference so that we can be your friend with benefits:
Alfonso: men

Alfonso by Bababoeymenlover November 17, 2021

Alfonso

Usually a well of knowledge. dig deep and you'll know more. He is generally well-spoken, fluent in more than one language, a bit nerdy and loves books.

This greek god usually hangs out in libraries, museumss, or regular streets. but will never invite you to a movie. Scares easily, it is advisable to handle with care and never call out his name too loudly. he might remain in shock if so.
He can be both Man and Boy, depending on who is adressing him.

"Oh, just what i needed! an Alfonso in my life! what more could a woman ask for?"

Alfonso by la_parisienne February 4, 2010

Alfonso

Alfonso by tointypits November 23, 2021

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026