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Dating from the 1930s, Alfista is the name given to Alfa Romeo fanatics, much as the word Tifosi (meaning 'fanatics' in Italian) is applied to Ferrari fans. The plural form of the word is Alfisti.


As an American alfista, I have had to worship from afar since 1995, when the Italian marque waved arrivederci to the States.
alfista by Shant Jaltorossian June 21, 2008
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Alistair 

noun
1. The best boss in the world; an Alistair boss is kind, smart, wise, strong, charismatic, always generous with his time and advice, and has limitless patience
2. An Alistair is a leader. He is a mentor, teacher and inspires everyone who works for him to be their best self. It is a privilege to work for an Alistair
3. You always want to be around an Alistair...his energy is magnetic. You are so proud to know and work for an Alistair!
Everyone should have an Alistair in their lives :-)
Alistair by 1974 kid December 23, 2022
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A word used to describe an enthusiast of the Alfa Romeo car series
Person 1: hey have you seen the new girl get picked up by that sweet car yesterday?

Person 2: yeah, 1986, alfa romeo gtv6. Great car.

Person 1: wait are you an alfisti?

Person 2: dude, we're both alfisti, she's my girlfriend
alfisti by MelJambrec December 5, 2014

Alistair 

Alistair:

A person who is genuine. An Alistair is usually always hot. He cares about people as much as himself. A kid who dresses nice and tries to impress, but not in a cocky way. An Alistair usually has dark blue eyes and has stylish hair. He is tall, handsome, and fun to be around. He plays sports but usually "sports talk" is boring to him. He is usually shy to most people, but he can be the life of the party if he wants to. People are jealous of an Alistair. An Alistair is also smart.
"Woah, did you see that guy?!?!"

"Ya, he is in my class! Super nice guy, and cute."

"I need his number. Is he like an Alistair?"

"YES! He is an Alistair! I want his number too!"

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"God dude. He has everything. Why is he so lucky?"

"I don't know man. He's such an Alistair."
Alistair by Alist er August 22, 2012
Best person in the entire universe and a part of the great NAP. very sweet and friendly
She is as beautiful as alfisha
alfisha by Igthch May 23, 2019

aleistar black 

A badass professional wrestler that has amazing theme music and a road house kick called black mass that makes Peter Griffin and Patrick Swayze shed a tear.
Hey Adam Cole and Ricochet are great but aleistar black is probably gonna make you think different.
aleistar black by StickyMilk January 18, 2018

dirty alistair

A Dirty Alistair is when a man tries to have sex with another man but can't because as he inserts his penis into the anus, Bruce Forsyth sticks his head out of the anus and says "Nice to see you, to see you..." and if you don't respond with "NICE!", Brucie jumps out and tells and outs you to your Grandma who is 84 and about to die.

Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
I know a guy who lives in London Bridge who invented the Dirty Alistair. This isn't even the worst thing he's done.
dirty alistair by F1Chick March 11, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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