Alfing
Alfing by chocolate strawberry June 6, 2018
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alfing it
The act of grabbing your partners penis in a way that you create a snout for your face. The goal is to get as close of a resemblance to the 80's sitcom character Alf the Alien as possible.
Friend 1: did you take that girl home from roosters?
Friend 2: you know it bro she was totally alfing it all night long
Friend 1: she's a keeper man
Friend 2: you know it bro she was totally alfing it all night long
Friend 1: she's a keeper man
Allinghamitis
Allinghamitis affects every part of your body, mind and bones. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrhea, chronic fatigue, allergy to mental and physical labour, cribtinitis (desire to stay in bed for long periods of time) and often a strong, burning desire to spend every pay cheque like you just won Lotto Max.
Jim had so many ailments that his doctor just put it down to a bad case of Allinghamitis that had been spreading throughout the Valley like the plague.
Allinghamitis by pj89 July 25, 2015
Alfungaray
An expression/reaction towards a funny, intense or bizarre situation/occurrence; usually said out loud. Can be used to greet fellow friends and peers on frequent occasions; alert others of your presence at gatherings or social events.
"That party last night was quite alfungaray if I say so myself."
The boys were yelling out "alfungaray" as they arrived at the house party.
The boys were yelling out "alfungaray" as they arrived at the house party.
Alfungaray by Kream Cheese April 21, 2020
jump aling
Behaving scared on a regular basis; A paranoid person; to react to an encounter like a B•tch is to be a Jump aling.
jump aling by Transparent Perspective January 23, 2014
Alf-ing
Whem a woman takes her man's ballsack and stretches it over her face like a mask, lining up the uncircumcised penis with her nose to resemble the classic puppet ALF
Fit-Ting-Aling
That person it looking fit-ting-aling
Fit-Ting-Aling by Fit_Ting_Aling December 11, 2011