Alfing

The term used to intend that you wanna smash/bang someone without letting anyone else know

Yo me and this chick are gonna alf tonight!
All my friends were alfing boys at the party...

by chocolate strawberry June 6, 2018

alfing it

The act of grabbing your partners penis in a way that you create a snout for your face. The goal is to get as close of a resemblance to the 80's sitcom character Alf the Alien as possible.

Friend 1: did you take that girl home from roosters?

Friend 2: you know it bro she was totally alfing it all night long
Friend 1: she's a keeper man

by Drzoey121 April 12, 2017

Allinghamitis

Allinghamitis affects every part of your body, mind and bones. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrhea, chronic fatigue, allergy to mental and physical labour, cribtinitis (desire to stay in bed for long periods of time) and often a strong, burning desire to spend every pay cheque like you just won Lotto Max.

Jim had so many ailments that his doctor just put it down to a bad case of Allinghamitis that had been spreading throughout the Valley like the plague.

by pj89 July 25, 2015

Alfungaray

An expression/reaction towards a funny, intense or bizarre situation/occurrence; usually said out loud. Can be used to greet fellow friends and peers on frequent occasions; alert others of your presence at gatherings or social events.

"That party last night was quite alfungaray if I say so myself."

The boys were yelling out "alfungaray" as they arrived at the house party.

by Kream Cheese April 21, 2020

jump aling

To act scared for no reason

Behaving scared on a regular basis; A paranoid person; to react to an encounter like a B•tch is to be a Jump aling.

by Transparent Perspective January 23, 2014

Alf-ing

Whem a woman takes her man's ballsack and stretches it over her face like a mask, lining up the uncircumcised penis with her nose to resemble the classic puppet ALF

Omar wanted to try Alf-ing last night, but the nose came out too small.

by Jacecakes May 12, 2020

Fit-Ting-Aling

To call someone Fit-ting-aling means they are fit or beautiful.

That person it looking fit-ting-aling

by Fit_Ting_Aling December 11, 2011