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Whem a woman takes her man's ballsack and stretches it over her face like a mask, lining up the uncircumcised penis with her nose to resemble the classic puppet ALF
Omar wanted to try Alf-ing last night, but the nose came out too small.
by Jacecakes May 12, 2020
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The term used to intend that you wanna smash/bang someone without letting anyone else know
Yo me and this chick are gonna alf tonight!
All my friends were alfing boys at the party...
by chocolate strawberry May 17, 2018
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