Alf-ing

Whem a woman takes her man's ballsack and stretches it over her face like a mask, lining up the uncircumcised penis with her nose to resemble the classic puppet ALF

Omar wanted to try Alf-ing last night, but the nose came out too small.

Alf-ing by Jacecakes May 12, 2020

alfing it 

The act of grabbing your partners penis in a way that you create a snout for your face. The goal is to get as close of a resemblance to the 80's sitcom character Alf the Alien as possible.

Friend 1: did you take that girl home from roosters?

Friend 2: you know it bro she was totally alfing it all night long
Friend 1: she's a keeper man

alfing it by Drzoey121 April 12, 2017

Alfing 

The term used to intend that you wanna smash/bang someone without letting anyone else know

Yo me and this chick are gonna alf tonight!
All my friends were alfing boys at the party...

Alfing by chocolate strawberry June 6, 2018