The act of ultra-oral stimulation during phone sex. When one person becomes so excited by the drrty words being told, they proceed to lick the receiver enthusiastically, while the other person moans realistically and (optional!) holds the phone to different areas of the body.
"Jennie sounded so hott over the phone, I couldn't help myself. I admit it, I gave her phone-alingus. My mom uses that phone..."
A city in sweden, known for it's cafés and "fika".
Everybody who lives here is extremely quiet, the only thing you can hear is the cars on the highway.
And DONT say hello to anyone, they will probably think you are a crazyperson!
If you ever plan on going to Alingsås and grab some fika, i would recomend "Nygrens Café".
Guy 1: wanna go to Alingsås and grab some fika?
Guy 2: FUCK YEAH BOI! <- (dont scream that)
Alingson means, she brings light into anyones life around her. She’s always happy, always smiling big. A contagious smile. She’s the prettiest girl anyone could lay their eyes on.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).