Alexander Daniel

Scariest boy alive. Resembles Heimlich from A Bug’s Life. A professional crop duster and bowel movement connoisseur. Works full time at a haunted house w/ no costume needed. Going bald as we speak #gynoking

Bailey: omg is that an Alexander Daniel?!?!?
Hot mama: yessss my mom told me to stay away from that thing

Alexander Daniel by meavagemary February 10, 2022

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Daniel Alexander

Daniel Fart Alexander is a jealous Sri Lankan who is Pakistan's puppet and blindly hates India..In fact he was rejected a job proposal by an Indian boss back in 2013 which made him jobless.Now he is making his own money by getting paid for tweeting anything fake against India.He also got failed in class 10 and 12 which costed his life.Now he decided to be Pakistani's puppet and earn to have his 2 square meals

Daniel Alexander is a jealous Sri Lankan

Daniel Alexander by Danielle Freedman January 13, 2021

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Daniel Alexander

Also known as the colombo clown,he is a so called journalist who claims that Babar is the greatest batsman and PSL is the best league.Also claims that Pakistan is the best team in Asia and SL is the 2nd best team.Pakistani chamcha.No one really gives a fcuk about him.

Daniel Alexander is a pig.

Daniel Alexander by sarfaraz ahmed June 10, 2021

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Daniel Alexander

Shitlankan born Porkistani prostitute Daniel alexander, also a self proclaimed journalist along with Nibraz Ramzan who's parents & their families were customer's & sEx slaves of Jaish-e-Mohammed (JeM), Lashkar-e- Toiba (LeT) & many more famous terrorist organizations & getting a pay of 2 pakistani rupees per day for their prostitution job.

Daniel Alexander was a shitlankan born porkistani prostitute.

Daniel Alexander by pran984675 September 6, 2022

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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