Alex Vance

He's a carebear. The one with the good hair. Wheat Thin knees. Duck toes. Oh yeah I love those. Smack him with kindness and he'll beat you up with love.

Yeah oh yeah, if I only had a friend like Alex Vance.

by goobsmack July 7, 2017

AlexVance

Someone who adds on to a story about a previous occurance with untruths or blatant lies.

"Why are you telling people we bet a coffee on who has more friends? I never said anything about a coffee. You're such an AlexVance"

by madellepeaco October 21, 2008