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Alex is the type of guy who is so amazingly nice, you want to date him (if you're a girl) if you're a guy you find the urge to love this man, you want to help him with everything he does, you want to be his best friend, and play sports with him. He is also very loving, lovable, and pretty hot. He is also very athletic and does a large variety of sports. He is also very hot in any way, he may be skinny, but is the best friend you'll ever meet.
My best friend is Alex, he is my favorite person ever. I met Alex in 4th grade and right away I loved him, here we are in high school, and we're still dating, he is the most loving man I've ever met. Alex S. is a great guy.
Alex S. by Nice and Honest December 9, 2021
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Alex's ball

long term damage

originating from the movie "Ghosting" when Alex ran over Nick's leg so Nick punched him in the balls. Nick ended up being fine, but Alex's ball was permanently damaged.
That guy punched you pretty hard. Are you sure your ok?

Yea I'm fine. This isn't like Alex's ball.
Alex's ball by adhd93 October 23, 2011

Alex’s bj day 

Omg it’s the 24th of feb it’s Alex’s bj day

Alex’s dad 

Person one: did you hear about Alex’s dad?
Person two: no?
Person one: he’s dead
Alex’s dad by Yeah brudda July 26, 2020

Alex’s bj day 

To give your bf a blowjob every 2 hours or so for the hole day of February 24
It’s the 24th of feb it’s ( Alex’s bj day )

Alex's math skill 

Famous mathmatic theorst Dr. Alex McFarland, who is documented to have received 14 percent on his mathematics examination. Thus putting him in the bottom percentile of mathematics skills in the country.
Johnny : Did you hear autistic Alex's score in maths?
Lira : Yes, 14% they say
Johnny : What a Dullard!
Lira : Alex's math skill is lacking.
Alex's math skill by Brian Cox. June 15, 2021

Alex's Law 

Everything that has happened, is happening and will happen is because Alex Smith had sex with a man 17 times in one day.

Kid 1- I totally bombed that test.

Kid 2- Just remember Alex's Law.
Alex's Law by lupe3456 May 20, 2008
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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