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Alex Orange Martin 

The ugliest person alive some say. An Alex Orange Martin is a homeless person who lives in a bin behind IKEA in Manchester. He sneaks into the library to play video games and yell at his "friends" who he insults to make himself feel better. He does not have any real friends but some pretend to be his friend couse they feel bad for him.
I would hate to be a Alex Orange Martin
Alex Orange Martin by CheekiSwede February 24, 2017
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