Aldrins 

1.A type of mistake having to do with grammar *Aldrins/Aldrin type a*

2.A terrible case of stuttering and/or mumbling *Aldrins/Aldrin type b*

3.Slowness. Or Something that causes someone to be slow. *Aldrins/Aldrin type c*

1.DUDE: so, what did you do yesterday?
Guy: dude, yesterday i seen you at the mall
DUDE: OMG you have aldrins type a

2.Boy: i l-l-l-l-l-l-.....l-l-l-..you
Girl: you have aldrins type b!

3.Kyle: dude, my dad's so white, when he orders watermelon from mexicans he asks them for "agua melon"
Stan: *laughs* your dad's an idiot
*10 minutes later*
Cartman: oh i get it....AHAHAHA your dad's a retard Kyle!
Kyle: You're the one with aldrins type c!!!

Aldrins by .b.b. April 4, 2009

Aldrin 

I super shy guy that is very sweet and caring. Has a big heart and knows how to make you feel appreciated. Tough to see these things sometimes because of the shyness but once you get to know him he is gold. A little dorky in the cutest way. Will always try to impress you and does a good job at it

Person 1: I take that for you so Aldrin

Aldrin: You're so nice, I appreciate you !

Aldrin by Adm218 June 3, 2019

Buzz Aldrin 

To resort to ridicule or hilarious violence after analyzing the opposition and concluding that no rational discourse is possible.

Derived from Buzz Aldrin who punched a Moon-Landing-Conspiracy-theorist in the face for calling him a coward, a liar and a thief.

Barney Frank totally Buzz Aldrined that dumb bitch making Nazi comparisons.

Buzz Aldrin by chaosof99 August 20, 2009

Lily Aldrin Syndrome 

The belief that women and girls can be as demanding, manipulative, or abusive as they please, as long as they put out enough for their significant other. Women who display Lily Aldrin Syndrome will usually flaunt how much they enjoy sex and will use sex to make up for wrongdoings, as opposed to apologizing or changing their actions. Women with Lily Aldrin Syndrome do a disservice not only to the men unfortunate enough to be their significant other, but also to other women because they perpetuate the myth that women to not inherently enjoy or desire sex, usually regarding themselves as the "exception to the rule".

Lily Aldrin Syndrome is named after the character Lily Aldrin in the TV show "How I Met Your Mother". Lily is as emotionally manipulative as Barney, if not more so, but it's okay because she's a woman who likes sex.

Girl: "Yeah, so I got drunk at the party last Saturday and accidentally fucked my boyfriend's hot friend"
Guy: "That's horrible!"
Girl: "It's okay tho, my boyfriend and I had make-up sex and now everything is ok"
Guy (thinking): "That's some Lily Aldrin Syndrome if I've ever seen it"

Lily Aldrin Syndrome by TheScreenIsDarkAndFullOfErrors September 15, 2016

Aldrine

Best Person Ever

He is an Aldrine

Aldrine by WatcherSleeper July 18, 2017

Aldrinism

Pronounced Old-drin-nis-sims

Refers to someone being extremely old school charming, chivalrous, romantic or just straight out lovey-dovey. They often say corny lovey-dovey lines in an attempt to impress someone ihn order to engage in passionate sexual intercourse.

Boy: You're sweeter than sugar.
Girl: Your aldrinisms' do not work on me I'm sorry.

Aldrinism by LiL Russell February 22, 2011

call an aldrin 

When you are unsure of what the outcome will be of taking an action, so you let someone else go first.
Also known as calling an aldrin or aldrinning

Guy: "Bro. This beef jerky says it expired 3 months ago, but it's probably still good. Want some?"

Other guy: "Umm... Imma call an aldrin. You eat some first."

call an aldrin by The Rev NG8 March 28, 2020