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John Aldrete 

A man of high stature and a prominent member of the rap game. (Huncho John, Quavo) He kills foo foo ass lame niggaz and listens to DurgaFlowz on repeat. He is also homeless but rich as fuck at the same time. He drinks pool water and kisses tons of hot girls.
Wow! John Aldrete is gettin it in with those thottys over there!
John Aldrete by jhnaldrte June 15, 2018
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An Aldrene in its natural habitat spends its time playing ukulele and singing that annoying Friday song. Aldrenes are usually hipster Filipino types with hearts of gold.
I need more Aldrene in my life.
Aldrene by AngryHausfrau May 4, 2011

Reyly Alderete

Is a big tall sexy man who can pull both genders and is always looking their best. Normally always smart and is always making others happy and could always be seen with an enormous pp.
You see that guy over there he is Reyly Alderete
Reyly Alderete by Eurone April 30, 2021
"Hi, my names Aldreen. pleasedtomeetya."

"Whoa, step away, noob"
aldreen by hagrid9282 April 19, 2010

Alderete 

A Mexican doo-doo chaser who is pleasured by young zombie boys and turtles.
Make sure to keep that alderete away from your children and cats.
Alderete by PalRyguy69 December 15, 2011

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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