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Undergrown korean fetus. resulting in a displeasurable sleep

Jakie went to Vietnam and found Aldrete and couldnt sleep for days!

Aldrete by Anynonmous Pineapple PUD October 31, 2011

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John Aldrete

A man of high stature and a prominent member of the rap game. (Huncho John, Quavo) He kills foo foo ass lame niggaz and listens to DurgaFlowz on repeat. He is also homeless but rich as fuck at the same time. He drinks pool water and kisses tons of hot girls.

Wow! John Aldrete is gettin it in with those thottys over there!

John Aldrete by jhnaldrte June 15, 2018

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Aldrene

An Aldrene in its natural habitat spends its time playing ukulele and singing that annoying Friday song. Aldrenes are usually hipster Filipino types with hearts of gold.

I need more Aldrene in my life.

Aldrene by AngryHausfrau May 4, 2011

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Reyly Alderete

Is a big tall sexy man who can pull both genders and is always looking their best. Normally always smart and is always making others happy and could always be seen with an enormous pp.

You see that guy over there he is Reyly Alderete

Reyly Alderete by Eurone April 30, 2021

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aldreen

A name used for n00bs

"Hi, my names Aldreen. pleasedtomeetya."

"Whoa, step away, noob"

aldreen by hagrid9282 April 19, 2010

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Alderete

A Mexican doo-doo chaser who is pleasured by young zombie boys and turtles.

Make sure to keep that alderete away from your children and cats.

Alderete by PalRyguy69 December 15, 2011

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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