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Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.
Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

Alden's Number

The number's origin is of the theory dabbling in temporally dilated thermo-dynamics which causes humans to lie. The number cannot be revealed and if one wants to find it, they must look a little harder than UrbanDictionary.
Commenter 1: I can't find Alden's Number anywhere!
Commenter 2: I guess you just haven't watched the right video
Nice Commenter 3: Alden's Number is mentioned at 6:56, on the video called 'Are Black People Genetically Inferior? CRAZY debate w/ 15 y/o Race Realist' on the channel named Vaush
Commenter 1: You cheeky b*stard, I still don't know what the actual number is :(
Alden's Number by MangoMuncher912 February 22, 2021

Alden's Number

This number is the result of an equation done by scientist Voash N. Alden to find the estimated number of pedophiles in a 1.5 kilometer radius.
Using Alden's Equation, I found that Alden's Number is roughly 6.90.
Alden's Number by Senboy123 June 23, 2022

Alden's Number

The Alden Constant is the amount of votes that Joseph R. Biden won in the 2020 U.S Presidential Election.
You can the difference of the total popular vote by subtracting the Alden Constant/Alden's Number by Donald J. Trump's popular vote total.
Alden's Number by NotBubble November 7, 2020

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.
Nazi: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Vaush: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Nazi: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.
Alden's Number by srcs August 26, 2023

aldin's number 

A trick question to detrimine if someone is full of shit in a debate . aldin's number is 420.69 Coined by Debate bro Professor Vaush McVidyaski in 2020.
Dr Vaush: Are you familiar with aldin's number

Race Realist : i think
Dr vaush i made it up
aldin's number by Gamerriseup August 19, 2020
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