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A name for a female.

Aldana is a sweet girl, hilarious, gorgeous, and amazing. No matter how many times she may piss you off, You can't help but love her.

Loves movies, Italian guys, and hanging with her numerous friends.
Girl: Hey, who's your friend?

Other girl: That's Aldana.

Girl: Oh! I know her, she's pretty friggin' awesome.
Aldana by NyanCatLover June 20, 2011
Words you can keep
Le gusta mucho la atención, siempre quiere que los ojos de las personas estén en ella, ella puede traicionarte, cuidado con ella.
1persona: Te acuerdas de Aldana?
2persona: Ahhh la que te traicionó y dijo cosas de ti que no eran ciertas?
1persona: Sí, ella.
Aldana by madelyn roé November 22, 2021
the shortest person alive
girl1: omg look shes so short
girl2: yea i know right, shes such an aldana
aldana by sscoopsahoyy November 23, 2022

christopher ryan aldana 

he is a dick and but he is nice once in a while and you should kill him because he does not want to live in this fucking world

From the man himself Christopher Ryan Aldana
he is a person who you should kill Christopher Ryan Aldana

jonathan aldana

A bomb ass nigha he about cool asf he crazy asf
His name determine wealth. He is beautiful and majestic
"Damn you're jonathan aldana...omg can i have your signature"

A Armando Aldana 

A Mexican wet back Spick from the greasiest part of Guatemala or Guadalarjay that has no moral compass, class and can’t even come close to acting like a respectable gentlemen. Who didn’t go to college so he resorts to stealing peoples kidneys like Phil Piquet Vargas and selling them on the black market
Dude don’t act like a Armando Aldana after I self Sacrificed myself for you a while back

A Mando Aldana 

A Mexican wet back spick degenerate from the greasiest part of Guatemala or Guadalarjay that has no moral compass, class and can’t even come close to acting like a respectable gentlemen. Who didn’t go to college so he resorts to stealing peoples kidneys, stealing peoples house, bed room and car keys and making copies of them to steal, stalk or harm them, snorting chemicals, glass or poison from the Lower 4th or Lower 5th Dimension hi jacking 3rd Dimensional Humans bodies and making them snort that harmful crap, pooping on people from the Lower 4th or Lower 5th Dimension like to Elohim God Ptah (Phil Piquet Vargas) from the Aurora Universe 1 Milky Way Galaxy of planet Earth and selling there kidneys on the black market
Oh come on Man don’t pull a Mando Aldana on me or I will deport you to Mexico like Donald Trump would to a piece of shit Mexican breaking the American Laws
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