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Le gusta mucho la atención, siempre quiere que los ojos de las personas estén en ella, ella puede traicionarte, cuidado con ella.
1persona: Te acuerdas de Aldana?
2persona: Ahhh la que te traicionó y dijo cosas de ti que no eran ciertas?
1persona: Sí, ella.
Aldana by madelyn roé November 22, 2021
the shortest person alive
girl1: omg look shes so short
girl2: yea i know right, shes such an aldana
aldana by sscoopsahoyy November 23, 2022

christopher ryan aldana 

he is a dick and but he is nice once in a while and you should kill him because he does not want to live in this fucking world

From the man himself Christopher Ryan Aldana
he is a person who you should kill Christopher Ryan Aldana

jonathan aldana

A bomb ass nigha he about cool asf he crazy asf
His name determine wealth. He is beautiful and majestic
"Damn you're jonathan aldana...omg can i have your signature"

A Armando Aldana 

A Mexican wet back Spick from the greasiest part of Guatemala or Guadalarjay that has no moral compass, class and can’t even come close to acting like a respectable gentlemen. Who didn’t go to college so he resorts to stealing peoples kidneys like Phil Piquet Vargas and selling them on the black market
Dude don’t act like a Armando Aldana after I self Sacrificed myself for you a while back

A Mando Aldana 

A Mexican wet back spick degenerate from the greasiest part of Guatemala or Guadalarjay that has no moral compass, class and can’t even come close to acting like a respectable gentlemen. Who didn’t go to college so he resorts to stealing peoples kidneys, stealing peoples house, bed room and car keys and making copies of them to steal, stalk or harm them, snorting chemicals, glass or poison from the Lower 4th or Lower 5th Dimension hi jacking 3rd Dimensional Humans bodies and making them snort that harmful crap, pooping on people from the Lower 4th or Lower 5th Dimension like to Elohim God Ptah (Phil Piquet Vargas) from the Aurora Universe 1 Milky Way Galaxy of planet Earth and selling there kidneys on the black market
Oh come on Man don’t pull a Mando Aldana on me or I will deport you to Mexico like Donald Trump would to a piece of shit Mexican breaking the American Laws
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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