Alcus 

1. A state of mind only achieved after taking excessive amounts of ecstasy
2. A state of elated bliss
3. A desire to immediately hug all of those around you

We reached Alcus last night.
Let's get to Alcus as soon as possible!
The concert was amazing, everyone was living in Alcus.

Alcus by CCDBEMSA December 20, 2010

alculate

The act of figuring out the way to get the most drunk for the least amount of money.

Mike - Guys, I picked up some Busch Light for the power hour instead of the Zima that Neal requested. I’ve never finished a power hour before, but I have alculated before and this is the cheapest, most effective way to do it.

Neal - I prefer the taste of Zima, but you're correct, this does alculate better.

alculate by FredSmootSexCruise January 30, 2008

Alkush 

Definition of a good night. Getting high with alcool and supreme weed, kush.

I'm so hungover! Blame it on alkush!

Alkush by DG15 October 4, 2010

Alcoshit

The first shit you do after a night out of heavy drinking. It's one killer shit.

*Stomach Growls*

Ben: AMY NEEDS AN ALCOSHIT

Alcoshit by CallieIsAVictim September 28, 2008

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore 

Albus Dumbledore. The only wizard Voldemort ever feared.

"Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore was cleverer than you", said Harry, "a better wizard, a better man."

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore by redeft April 25, 2008

noob accusation 

In FPS games, when someone notices the high amount of frags another player has compared to theirs, and falsely accuses them of using hack, cheat, or bot programs. Often owners of game servers ban people for starting arguments this way, asking instead to report hackers to the admins rather than starting flame wars.

J03 L4m3r: RedBlade7 has 30 frags and I only have 17! He must be hacking.
RedBlade7: Stop with the noob accusations. You're just losing.

noob accusation by RedBlade77 March 12, 2011

acustic 

fucking autism but a nicer way of saying it :)

i have severe acusticism

acustic by epic slav man 21 May 25, 2018