alcoholysis

The process of drinking more alcohol while at the same time taking a piss, therefore refilling the emptiness left in your body from your pee.

In medicine, alcoholysis (from "alcohol", meaning liquid of the gods, "alcohol", meaning alcohol (duh), and "lysis", meaning loosening) is a process for removing alcohol from the system while introducing more at the same time, and is primarily used to replace the alcohol lost from your system while taking a piss, to adequately maintain the proper level of awesomeness in your body, to continue your epic night which you won't remember anyways.

In order to stay in the proper party fashion, I was forced to undergo an alcoholysis.

Guy 1: Hey 2, are you done for the night?

Guy 2: Uhhh.. (burp) Nahh mann, I'm jus' gonna get an alcoholysis done, to (burp) refresh the tank.

alcoholysis by Eddy A. Poe October 7, 2011

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Alcoholis Interuptis

A serious physical and psychological condition arising from a short period of drinking, typically at lunch, followed by a period of not drinking. Symptoms include headache, sleepiness and irritability.
The only known cure is more alcohol.

Billy: I had a couple beers at lunch, and now I have a headache and no buzz.

John: Yeah, I noticed from your bitchy comments and yawns during the staff meeting you were suffering from Alcoholis Interuptis.

Alcoholis Interuptis by Three martini queeny April 28, 2010

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alcoholysis • alcoholess • alcoholicism • Alcoholicist • alcoholising • Alcoholis Interuptis • alcohollis • Alcoholtism

alcoholising

When you’re engaging in the art of getting drunk but you want to seem more sophisticated.

Police Officer: Are you aware that you were going 70 over the speed limit?

Jimmy: No sorry I was Alcoholising at the nearest bar so my perception is kinda fucked.

Police Officer: Oh okay so you were drunk driving, I’ll have to arrest you now.

alcoholising by jonthestupidfuk August 30, 2020