alcoholysis 

The process of drinking more alcohol while at the same time taking a piss, therefore refilling the emptiness left in your body from your pee.

In medicine, alcoholysis (from "alcohol", meaning liquid of the gods, "alcohol", meaning alcohol (duh), and "lysis", meaning loosening) is a process for removing alcohol from the system while introducing more at the same time, and is primarily used to replace the alcohol lost from your system while taking a piss, to adequately maintain the proper level of awesomeness in your body, to continue your epic night which you won't remember anyways.

In order to stay in the proper party fashion, I was forced to undergo an alcoholysis.

Guy 1: Hey 2, are you done for the night?

Guy 2: Uhhh.. (burp) Nahh mann, I'm jus' gonna get an alcoholysis done, to (burp) refresh the tank.

alcoholysis by Eddy A. Poe October 7, 2011

Alcoholis Interuptis 

A serious physical and psychological condition arising from a short period of drinking, typically at lunch, followed by a period of not drinking. Symptoms include headache, sleepiness and irritability.
The only known cure is more alcohol.

Billy: I had a couple beers at lunch, and now I have a headache and no buzz.

John: Yeah, I noticed from your bitchy comments and yawns during the staff meeting you were suffering from Alcoholis Interuptis.

Alcoholis Interuptis by Three martini queeny April 28, 2010

alcoholising

When you’re engaging in the art of getting drunk but you want to seem more sophisticated.

Police Officer: Are you aware that you were going 70 over the speed limit?

Jimmy: No sorry I was Alcoholising at the nearest bar so my perception is kinda fucked.

Police Officer: Oh okay so you were drunk driving, I’ll have to arrest you now.

alcoholising by jonthestupidfuk August 30, 2020

alcoholess 

an alcohlic drink without alchohol

beer without alcohol is alcoholess (beerless beer)

alcoholess by jake shipton January 30, 2007

alcoholess 

an alcoholic drink without alcohol

beer without alcohol is alcoholess (beerless beer)

alcoholess by jake shipton January 30, 2007

alcoholicism 

Religion in which doing beer is how you practice.

Drunk driving is encouraged and seen as a badge of honor.

You get baptized in beer

“Brent has recently joined alcoholicism to better his future”

alcoholicism by AlfredWO Garcia December 18, 2022

alcohollis 

a bad-ass who has the last name Hollis and can drink more beer than anyone at the party. Also, has a huge penis.

bad-ass alcoholic alcohollis

alcohollis by AlcoHollis November 4, 2009