alcoporn 

n. the suggestive pictures and prose used in beer, wine and liquor ads

Jose Contreras: Why is that beer bottle shaped like a naked woman??
Bruce Lee: Typical alcoporn dude

alcoporn by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

alcohornic 

1. The inability to begin fornication (esp. with one's long term / weight gained significant other) without the introduction of alcoholic substances.

2. One who becomes a raging barrel of hormones after becoming even slightly inebriated.

Also: Alcohorn, Alcohornism

1. Neil's an alcohornic who rarely even goes near his girlfriend Debby unless he's had a few... he might be gay and/or cheating on her.

2. Dude, you'll totally get a sexing from Jeannie tonight after you feed her some Grey and Tonics, she's an alcohornic.

alcohornic by deebsie May 9, 2008

Alcohorny 

The state of being n extreme need of alcohol; needing alcohol so bad, you getting a false sense of horniness over it.

Dude, I haven't had anything to drink in over 3 months. I'm craving the alcohol. I'm actually alcohorny!

Alcohorny by Noah Hoback September 19, 2007

Alcohorny 

When you drink enough alcohol and you become horny.

EJ: too bad ur not here
Kim: why
EJ: horny
Kim: it's still shark week
EJ: buttstuff
Kim: Lol ur alcohorny
EJ: nnnnnnnnyessss

Alcohorny by emaGehTReadBackwards March 27, 2020