alcoporn 

n. the suggestive pictures and prose used in beer, wine and liquor ads

Jose Contreras: Why is that beer bottle shaped like a naked woman??
Bruce Lee: Typical alcoporn dude

alcoporn by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

alcohornic 

1. The inability to begin fornication (esp. with one's long term / weight gained significant other) without the introduction of alcoholic substances.

2. One who becomes a raging barrel of hormones after becoming even slightly inebriated.

Also: Alcohorn, Alcohornism

1. Neil's an alcohornic who rarely even goes near his girlfriend Debby unless he's had a few... he might be gay and/or cheating on her.

2. Dude, you'll totally get a sexing from Jeannie tonight after you feed her some Grey and Tonics, she's an alcohornic.

alcohornic by deebsie May 9, 2008

Alcohorny 

The state of being n extreme need of alcohol; needing alcohol so bad, you getting a false sense of horniness over it.

Dude, I haven't had anything to drink in over 3 months. I'm craving the alcohol. I'm actually alcohorny!

Alcohorny by Noah Hoback September 19, 2007

Alcohorny 

When you drink enough alcohol and you become horny.

EJ: too bad ur not here
Kim: why
EJ: horny
Kim: it's still shark week
EJ: buttstuff
Kim: Lol ur alcohorny
EJ: nnnnnnnnyessss

Alcohorny by emaGehTReadBackwards March 27, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004