Albonso 

The action of having rough sex in da bathtub for anytime longer than 69 mins

Lets do some good albonso

Albonso by Sucklotsofball May 5, 2022

Alonso your license 

The act of choosing to consume alcoholic beverages and drive in wet conditions thereby murdering an innocent girl, paying her family off, and forfeiting your license

"Danny you've had too much to drink, give me your keys before you Alonso your license"

Alonso your license by COYS1882 October 29, 2018

alonso 

Has a huge Dick that other people swallow

Alonso gets his dick sucked

alonso by AOL March 13, 2019

Alonso 

Alonso is a name for a sweet cute shy guy. He likes hanging out in groups, so he doesn’t have to be in the spotlight, he plays guitar and is semi athletic. He wears glasses, and most people think he is a nerd. He’s cute with or without his glasses and his smile is super sweet. After you open up a bit about yourself, you can really have a good conversation with him. He is strong and definitely caring. Spending time with him is always fun. He’s awkward and shy, but definitely sweet and someone you want to hang out with.

Hey! Did you see that guy??? Total sweetheart!

Ya! No wonder his parents named him Alonso!

Alonso by GoldenDork July 16, 2019

karlo alfonso 

Someone who can be your soulmate, bestfriend, boyfriend, lover, future fiance, future husband and forever baby.

If you want to have a lover, have a Karlo Alfonso!

A Karlo Alfonso loves so dearly.

If you have Karlo Alfonso you're just the lucky one!

karlo alfonso by AlienMermaid69 January 10, 2014

Alonso and tracy mourning

Imagine krop but with a little more security and white people. There are a small handful of teachers who are fuckin cool, like Respondek, but other than that it's shit. The lunch lines are too long and the security tries to take care of it but the weird kids just push through and they dont stop em. Kids still be havin sex in the juul rooms bars on the windows like a fuckin prison.

Oh you mean Alonso and tracy mourning? Yeah I heard that the football team is fuckin garbage...

Alonso and tracy mourning by Handlemycak October 26, 2018

Alonso 

The name of my biggest crush!!!!

1:hey what is biggest crush u have?
2:yea Alonsoo is my biggest crush

Alonso by kaca__tokic October 6, 2020