Albesque

Happy, joyful, gleeful

"I'd be mad albesque if you hopped on Fortnite."

by oriborii_ March 30, 2024

albequerqe strangler

This most hideous of maneuvers involves an extremely intoxicated woman ready to vomit and a "concerned male friend" in an isolated stall. He sets up the scenario by innocently offering to hold back her hair while she proceeds to vomit. However, unbeknownst to the woman, he is undoing his pants with his other hand. After the bulk of the vomit is expelled, the ensuing dry heaves create the ultimate contractions for deepthroating. The sounds made as a result of heavy penetration mimicking someone who is being strangled. He finishes, cleans her up, and hopefully, she blacks out shortly and forgets everything. The concerned friend leaves that bathroom stall a legend amongst his friends.

Ted: I think Jimmy gave that drunk girl an Albequerqe strangler! She looks like she's been through the mill.

Harry: No wonder he's always so helpful.

Ted: I bet his balls smell like old schmagma.

by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin June 13, 2006

alberquerque

the word alberquerque is used as an insult if you your vocabulary to rage is a random word generator and when you start saying this you won’t be able to stop

aaron: you alberquerque cum slut

jack:what

matthew: laughs
will:i love dick

by afrikan butt fucker December 2, 2021

alesque

noun - unknown, forgien.

verb - to be dumbfounded.

noun - the way apex thinks is alesque to bert.

verb - bert was alesque when he saw something...

by Sir Ynnad the Great December 7, 2003