Alberter
The term describes something that is absurd and humorous. It is particularly used to make fun of someone by correcting them.
Alberter by Jack of all trades January 17, 2020
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Alberte
The name of someone incredibly intelligent, beautiful, sexy and hot!
She's also that kindda girl, other girls dream of becoming. Alberte is a dreamgirl!
She's also that kindda girl, other girls dream of becoming. Alberte is a dreamgirl!
I wish I was Alberte.
Alberte by Emilie Christensen December 8, 2011
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alberted
"She set up a time for a date then just flaked. smh i got alberted"
"He asked me out then rescinded his offer. Did I just get alberted?"
"I really like this guy and I think he might like me, but i'm not sure and i dont wanna get alberted"
"He asked me out then rescinded his offer. Did I just get alberted?"
"I really like this guy and I think he might like me, but i'm not sure and i dont wanna get alberted"
alberted by jewyhaystack November 6, 2017
Alberte
Alberte is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet.
If you get yourself an alberte don’t ever let her go!
She’s very talented and can dance very well! She probably know all the moves in the “best song ever” music video!
She will have a lot of success when she’s older! And there’s a big chance that she will be a millionaire in the future!
If you have a friend named Alberte, she will no doubt buy you all the things you want!
BUT DONT USE HER! You will regret it!
Because Alberte is also really strong and likes to fight! She’s trustworthy, but only keep her closets friends secrets, and that’s her only downfall!
YOU GOTTA HAVE ALBERTE AS A FRIEND!
If you get yourself an alberte don’t ever let her go!
She’s very talented and can dance very well! She probably know all the moves in the “best song ever” music video!
She will have a lot of success when she’s older! And there’s a big chance that she will be a millionaire in the future!
If you have a friend named Alberte, she will no doubt buy you all the things you want!
BUT DONT USE HER! You will regret it!
Because Alberte is also really strong and likes to fight! She’s trustworthy, but only keep her closets friends secrets, and that’s her only downfall!
YOU GOTTA HAVE ALBERTE AS A FRIEND!
“Yo who’s that girl dancing like that?! She’s incredibly beautiful! She must be an Alberte!”
“Holy shit, who is she fighting?! That girl must be unlucky!”
“Holy shit, who is she fighting?! That girl must be unlucky!”
Alberte by Oneditectionfannn May 15, 2020
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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