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Anthony Albanese 

The 31st Prime Minister of Australia who hates Queen Elizabeth II for no reasons. Many Australians love Queen. I don't know why he wants to remove Queen.
Anthony Albanese will be ousted if he tries to remove Queen from Australia. Remember, Australians love Queen.
Anthony Albanese by austinlim July 10, 2022

New Albany Smore 

A New Albany Smore is when you break up with your boyfriend while you are at work and he is at your place, he shits on your pillow, blows a load on the shit and places another pillow on top to hide the damage.
Patricia's ex got back at her hard core when he made a new Albany smore on her bed, while she was at work
New Albany Smore by Hite May 8, 2011
She is a really sweet and nice girl. She has quite a character but she is very kind and loyal. She is naturally beautiful, she often has long hair and very beautiful eyes. Everyone wants an Albane in their life. She knows how to listen and will be your best friend if you like gossip. On the other hand, if you provoke her, she will make you regret it.
Lina : I wish I new Colin's new friend...
Victoire : Her name is Albane, she is super nice. Yesterday she shared her meal with me because I forgot mine!
Albane by MoiNinou March 16, 2021
Cool architecture, nice parks, daily this city gets very boring, if you are bored by everyone being a bully and people being cliquey. The nights can be ok- just don’t ever go by yourself here in the capital region.
Rachel Ray and Nathan Lane made it out of Albany and you can too
Albany by Human_spirit July 19, 2018

Albany High School 

Located in Albany, New York. Notorious for knife fights and brawls. However, most Albany Highers will defend their school passionately -- they feel perfectly safe.

A large, urban school, AHS is extremely diverse, with students from over 200 different nations. It is perhaps because of its diversity and size (although no one is quite sure of the actual number of AHS students) that Albany High is a place where students feel free to be themselves instead of feeling pressure to conform to any social standards.

While perhaps not the highest-rated school academically, Albany offers a wide array of AP classes and has just recently introduced the International Baccalaureate Program (IB) for students seeking a well-rounded and universal program of study. Albany High also has dozens of clubs and activities open to all students.
A: Man, you go to Albany High School? How do you survive?!?
B: Pshaw! It's not so bad. All you gotta do is make sure you avoid the Freshman Academy!

Albany Cock Ring

When wearing a rubber with a women and you pull out but the rubber has torn off at the Ring leaving you with an Albany Cock Ring.
Joey pulled out of Sue and noticed he had an Albany Cock Ring caused by their steamy intercourse.
Albany Cock Ring by The Atomic Punk I November 26, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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