Alaskan Narwhal

Having to blow a straw full of cocaine into a woman's butt and having her fart, while sniffing the air to get high.
Rusty did the Alaskan Narwhal in that bitches ass and when she farted he sniffed the air to get a buzz
by Derek Alaskan Strickland December 02, 2019
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Alaskan Narwhal Surprise

When a Narwhal bursts through the ice using it's lance like tooth to penetrate somone's anus.
My butt still hurts after that Narwhal gave me an Alaskan Narwhal Surprise.
by Badonski March 05, 2012
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