Alaska Ass

An ass as white as the Alaskan winter. A horrible tan line.

"I spent too much time at the beach, now I got Alaska Ass."

by Casey J October 29, 2007

Alaska ass blaster

When you have your significant other eat a bunch of spicy food and wait until they have to take a shit. Then before they shit, butt fuck them in the snow, and watch the shit spew out like a fountain.

Friend-“dude, what did you and that girl do last night?”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend”

by Damon LaRue April 29, 2021

Alaskan Ass Slide

The action of taking a cold beverage and letting it dribble through one's ass cheeks and down into another person's mouth.

Aye bro, did hear about Mindy preforming an alaskan ass slide with Tina? She screamed as the cold beer slid through her ass crack into Tina's face.

by Quacktitis July 17, 2014

Alaskan Ass Bomb

When you puke into a mason jar and proceed to push it to the very back of someones rectum (The deeper the better) then you have your red-neck slave clench their ass until the glass breaks and shatters in their hole, the effect is similar to shrapnel in the sense it will slowly tear them up from the inside with movement (voluntary or not) and eventually the puke will seep out and its ready for consumption

"Man gaby's Alaskan ass bomb went off last night she was screaming like a mother fucker!"

"How was the puke?"

"It was top notch, I got some in the fridge if you want?"

by White Cis Male November 13, 2016

Alaskan assline

Is where you fart into a christmas wrapping paper tube and blow it into your partners face.

(Dan jones)

Hey man what did you do last night

Guy: blew my ole lady a kiss with the Alaskan assline.

by Dan the mountain man September 28, 2018