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A state of anxiety among middle-aged men, particularly in England that their rapidly deteriorating understanding of, relationship to and tolerance for modern 'culture' and 'values' has turned them into a simulacrum (look that up) of British TV and Radio personality Alan Partridge.
"I just spent ten minutes in Homebase trying to explain to a hungover piercings enthusiast why you can't safely run a two-and-a-half-kilowatt outdoor heater off a 10 amp extension lead, and she ran away crying. What have I become?"

"Oh don't worry. You're just having an attack of Alanoia, it'll pass. How's the Subaru?"
Alanoia by Alanoid May 26, 2024
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Is a very kind person that can be cruel to defend themselves or who they love. He/she is very good looking, loving, bossy, and is also very funny.
Have you heard of the girl next door, her name is Alancia.
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The best girl ever and sexy as hell she a girl u wold want to turn into wifey
She an alania
Sally looked Alania when she put on her new dress.
Alania is the type of person who can make you whole day 1000x better , she's very kindhearted, intelligent, gorgeous,funny,brave ,strong,not to mention extremely adorable, she's the type of person that you want to know and keep in your life for a very long time to care for and love ,she's that one person that you can always rely on when you need her the most ,her smile can brighten up any room ,Alania is completely wonderful inside and out
OMG! Alania is so incredibly beautiful! So cute!
Alania by Jeansskjin October 12, 2018
Alania is the most beautiful girl in the world but her beauty is not the best thing about her it's her amazing personality and willingness to love and protect the ones she loves she will listen to all your troubles then help you solve them she is absolutely perfect if you have an Alania you better keep her
Alania is so fine she blows my mind
Alania by The.one.the.only November 28, 2018
A thugga that stans BTS With a PHATTY
Alancia mutha fukin santer BITCH PERIODT
Alancia by Thugga❤️ February 23, 2019
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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