A state of anxiety among middle-aged men, particularly in England that their rapidly deteriorating understanding of, relationship to and tolerance for modern 'culture' and 'values' has turned them into a simulacrum (look that up) of British TV and Radio personality Alan Partridge.
"I just spent ten minutes in Homebase trying to explain to a hungover piercings enthusiast why you can't safely run a two-and-a-half-kilowatt outdoor heater off a 10 amp extension lead, and she ran away crying. What have I become?"
"Oh don't worry. You're just having an attack of Alanoia, it'll pass. How's the Subaru?"
"Oh don't worry. You're just having an attack of Alanoia, it'll pass. How's the Subaru?"
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