Aladdin’s carpet
Aladdin’s carpet by Jeremy Corbin December 11, 2019
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Aladdin's magic carpet
When you pull the scrotum, with two hands, further then the end of the penis, making it look like penis (Alladin) is sitting on top of the scrotum (the magic carpet).
Running around, making whooshing sounds or screaming "Jasmine! Wanna go for a ride!?" while doing it is recommended but certainly not a must.
Running around, making whooshing sounds or screaming "Jasmine! Wanna go for a ride!?" while doing it is recommended but certainly not a must.
Jafir: Hey Jenny, would you like to ride Aladdin's magic carpet?
Jenny: Yeah... sure.
Jafir: Do you trust me?
Jenny: What? ...I guess so.
Jafir: *drops pants*
Jenny: Yeah... sure.
Jafir: Do you trust me?
Jenny: What? ...I guess so.
Jafir: *drops pants*
Aladdin's magic carpet by FoodCatsEat December 14, 2009
Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet
The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.
Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.
Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet by Munt Master April 7, 2025
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