Alabama Rat

When you are in your Air B&B in Gulf Shores, Alabama, and your smokebag neighbor sneaks into your heated pool two times.

That Alabama Rat is in the pool again.

Alabama Rat by Thomas Foolery November 4, 2019

Alabama Rattlesnake 

The act of scaring away your partner by masturbating with kidney stones

Becka: Yeah, Steve gave me the Alabama Rattlesnake last night. Wanna hook up?
Ricky: Sure! Sounds great.

Alabama Rattlesnake by Alfredo-chicken March 23, 2019

Alabamarama

A large gathering of rednecks or hicks.
Not necessarily from Alabama, yet displaying the plumage of that pocket of civilization, mainly Nascar hats and filth. An Alabamarama can usually be spotted at tailgates, racetracks, WalMart,and on COPS.
It is not a good idea to come too close to an Alabamarama as you may end up bathed in tobacco-juice and/or the fumes of a meth lab.

Chris: " Look at the size of that Alabamarama... I can almost feel my intelligence being sucked out by it's gravitational pull..."
Mike: "ah-hyuuhh..Dale Earnhardt wuz gawd."
Chris: " OH NO!!! They got you too dude!!"

Alabamarama by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006