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Alabama Popcicle 

While having intercouse when a woman is on her menstrual cycle the man/woman pulls the bloody penis out of the vagina and the woman begins oral sex.

This act can also be performed with two men, but is referred to as a San Fransisco Popcicle.
Bro, that chick last night gave me an Alabama Popcicle to clean me up before I left.

Hey babe, it looks like you started your period, can I get an Alabama Popcicle so I don't need to grab a towel.
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Alabama popsicle

A sexual act in which a person poops inside a condom and freezes it, creating a dildo
I gave her the good ol' Alabama Popsicle but it melted before she could use it
Alabama popsicle by FartSniffer420 October 17, 2021

alabama choclate popsicle 

to take a shit and put it on a stick and feed it to your bich while having anal sex
alabama choclate popsicle are not good for your bitch

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012