Alabama Hammer

The act of grabbing your huge cock by the base, and smacking it repeatedly off the forehead of another!

"Did you see the nasty bruise on Garrett's forehead?" "Yeah, someone told me that Carl gave him the Alabama Hammer!"

by Fuckin' McGuckin February 13, 2009

Alabama hammer

The southern fist

I will get the Alabama hammer

by MTSK January 04, 2022

Alabama Hammer Slammer

When 2 guys swing their dicks at the same time to strike a girls temples and knock her out.

Sally: I hope i don't get slammed again.
Mike: 1... 2... 3... GO!
Sally: Damn you guys! (falls to floor face down)
Mike: Let the games begin.
Dan: Thank god for the Alabama Hammer Slammer or we'd never get laid!

by KuntaTobias April 21, 2012

Alabama hammer slammer

When two males are fuck in a woman and pull out and slosh her in both temples with their ducks resulting in knocking her out.

Hey girl you wanna be Alabama hammer slammered

by Mcfudge21 February 15, 2017

alabama clam hammer

Much like an "Alabama clam slammer," the male does a hand stand during intercourse and on his decent he slams his penis in to his partners butthole

I was with Cathy and I gave her an Alabama clam hammer and ended up wearing a pink sock!

by Dookie84 April 02, 2016

Alabama meat hammer

its a common phrase used in workplaces by Indiana document annalist's

man 1-man x i cant believe how big that Alabama meat hammer was
man 2- yeah it was huge
man 3- whats a Alabama meat hammer?
man 2 and man 1- your emo

by rorsarch January 07, 2010

Alabama Hammer

A lady from Alabama who will do anything to defend her friends and family.

That’s an Alabama hammer

by MTSK January 24, 2021