rednick

The offspring of a 'redneck' and a 'normal' person. Picture Larry the Cable guy knocking up Sandra Bullock. The ensuing baby will indubitably have innate, annoying redneck qualities from it's father, whilst the mother would try to raise it with class so it has a good shot at succeeding in life. It'd grow up to be a person who, for the most part, fits into normal society, yet still has many annoying redneck quirks. Similar to an interracial child, yet a mix of culture instead of race.

"Yo, little Billy lives in a $300,000 house with his parents, and he goes to the finest prep school. Yet he still blows snot rockets in mixed company, and he fastened the seat back on his bike with duck tape. I haven't met his parents, but my guess is that little Billy is a rednick."

by cagedape January 13, 2010

rednick

rednick is an increasingly popular term for a species of localized variation of redneck often found in the lesser known area of the NorthEast United States that is Appalachian in culture i.e. Pennsyltucky (area between Philly and Pittsburgh that sometimes extends north into New York state and south into West Virginia).

What separates a rednick from a redneck is that a rednick is the redneck variation of a Hipster. They often have interest in all hobbies you would expect of a redneck, but many times process just the corresponding basic skills associated. Unlike a redneck which is a true survival man, a rednick is a flasher of redneck skills and should not be relied upon to perform such skills in a dire situation.

I was driving thru Pennsyltucky over the weekend and some rednick drove up next to me in his pickup, rolled down his window, stuck his head out and hollered “Hooty Who” as he proceeded to cut me off toting his ATVs in trailer and all.

Alternatively, some areas use rednick in an additional context to descript a situation in which a local redneck screws something up. Can be used to mean plans, or even physical objects such as beating your new 4-wheeler. Think of the first chip you get in the paint of a new car, that’s a rednick.

by The Almanac December 1, 2018

redneck diamonds

When the window in your truck gets broken and it shatters into 1000 pieces and looks like diamonds.

"Ol peg was givener through the bush in his old ferd and smashed the window Into a bunch of redneck diamonds on a fuckin tree!!"

by Skeeterskeet May 2, 2018

Redneck duet

Two nearby people farting simultaneously.

Three hours after we left the restaurant, Skyler and Brandon started a redneck duet. We had to leave them at Brandon's house, it stunk so bad.

by Fragholio May 2, 2014

redneck retreat

A large blue plastic tarp stretched out and tied off to trees or poles.

Are you sure you want to camp here? That redneck retreat over there tells me it's gonna get loud tonight!

I'm a gonna set up one hell of a redneck retreat to watch the race!

by glamrocker October 11, 2013

Redneck Testicle Mudflap

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.

Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!

by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

Redneck wishbone

When there are only two beers left in a four or six pack, two people will each grab onto one, and pull them from the plastic ring they're attached to. The one that still has the plastic ring attached to their beer is granted a wish.

"Damn Joe, we only have 2 natty light tall boys left, but on the plus side we get to redneck wishbone with them!

by Cnj86 April 3, 2010