when companies pretend to be using Agile Delivery Methodologies within their Development teams or Organisation as a whole when in fact they are not. Examples of good practices

These are all examples of "Agwashing"

- Switching to Jira to create your waterfall project plan so you can tell management you're Agile
- Insisting the supplier creates a fully defined scope of work before starting the new Agile project
- Placing value upon completing work rather than making something work

It became obvious the new CTO was "Agwashing" when he started complaining about scope change and non-delivery of Milestones

Agwashing by Jubblin March 2, 2022

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Aakashing

To "Aakash" someone is to suddenly turn on them after you've acted kind and civil to their face. But, in fact, the turn has been well planned and calculated since the beginning, and it is malicious in the utmost nature. Aakashing is a fine-tuned skill, based on how much of your target's time you can waste acting like you care. When you suddenly turn on your target, you have completely fucked them over. Have fun trying to bounce back from an Aakasher's attack.

John totally aakashed Steve the other day.

We had been friends since the 2nd grade. Suddenly when we graduated, Brian revealed he had been fucking my mom and my parents gave my room to him.

Adam Levine is aakashing Marone 5

Aakashing by KeoticRambo July 23, 2018

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Ahrashing

When one lies about petty things

Ahrash: I just made it on the football team.

I can bench 400 lbs. My body count is 20

Jack: there he goes ahrashing again

Ahrashing by Honestpat February 16, 2024

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