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Agwashing 

when companies pretend to be using Agile Delivery Methodologies within their Development teams or Organisation as a whole when in fact they are not. Examples of good practices

These are all examples of "Agwashing"

- Switching to Jira to create your waterfall project plan so you can tell management you're Agile
- Insisting the supplier creates a fully defined scope of work before starting the new Agile project
- Placing value upon completing work rather than making something work
It became obvious the new CTO was "Agwashing" when he started complaining about scope change and non-delivery of Milestones
Agwashing by Jubblin March 2, 2022
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Vagwashing 

When a male character written for a popular show/movie is replaced by a woman. This can take place in either a reboot, remake or new production.
With all this vagwashing in movies, I'm wondering when Bond will become a dame.
Vagwashing by Zachariah Langley 13 September 25, 2017
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The best word ever, describing Andrea, Bernadette, and Eric
today was a rather 'AMASHING' day
AMASHING by B.E.A. November 10, 2010
wow thats amashing =
amashing by hell0there January 9, 2009

Fagwashing 

When non-LGBT characters get turned queer. Usually caused by Tumblr or Twitter.
Did you hear they are fagwashing that homophobic character into a gay guy on tumblr? Weird.
Fagwashing by Not I.F.W November 23, 2022

Aakashing 

To "Aakash" someone is to suddenly turn on them after you've acted kind and civil to their face. But, in fact, the turn has been well planned and calculated since the beginning, and it is malicious in the utmost nature. Aakashing is a fine-tuned skill, based on how much of your target's time you can waste acting like you care. When you suddenly turn on your target, you have completely fucked them over. Have fun trying to bounce back from an Aakasher's attack.
John totally aakashed Steve the other day.

We had been friends since the 2nd grade. Suddenly when we graduated, Brian revealed he had been fucking my mom and my parents gave my room to him.

Adam Levine is aakashing Marone 5
Aakashing by KeoticRambo July 23, 2018

awaszing 

a word to describe how infinitely awesome/amazing a person is. Even if other people do not realize how awesome/amazing they are.
person1: Wow, who are those people?

person2: That's Megan and Mykayla.

person1: They look awaszing!

person2: They are awaszing, through and through.
awaszing by M.A.S21 June 27, 2012