Akimbro

When you and your boy use facetime screen share to masturbate to the same video. Mute and video not mandatory.

Synonyms: Gaycetime, Dickronization, Twinfap, Metajerk

"Yo bro, come out to the bar tonight let's get drinks"
- "Can't make it - I'm goin' akimbro with Tommy later"

"I was tryna jerk it but I couldn't find a video for an hour straight!"
- "Bro if we were still going akimbro that would not be happening"

by harvest chedda May 24, 2023

Aimbro

A video game player, particularly first-person shooters, that never plays for the team. They have amazing aim, and can get kills, but lack any form of teamwork and communication. They blame their team when they lose, and never take responsibility. Also, they are very boastful about their skills, and are very toxic. First used by the youtube creator, Gregor.

"That guy on the enemy team is such an aimbro."

"You are such an aimbro dude."

by mydefenitions November 13, 2018

Akimbo Slice

Akimbo Slice is a person that plays COD (call of duty) video games he is AKA Sandy Ravage. Akibo Slice became famous for his booster justice videos on Youtube where he would go looking for pre pubescent Teens that would use tactical insertions to boost head shots and game ending nukes.

Akimbo also likes to get wasted when he plays online every time he call's in the AC130 gun ship he takes a shot of whisky that's on average 3 times a game, but the drink does not effect the way plays and only makes him play better.

In is youtube videos while killing boosters he would say Duke Nukeum quotes such as "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum" and his motto is "Hail to the king baby!"

the usual after game lobby chat on xbox live goes somthing like:

young teen " OMFG its SANDY RAVAGE OMFG!"
Akimbo slice "EAT SHIT AND DIE"
young teen " Sandy I love you"
Akimbo slice " Die you son of a bitch!"

by tony999 September 5, 2011

Akimblow Job

1. Getting a blow job while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

2. Getting two consecutive blow jobs in a row without pause.

3. Simultaneously jerking off two men and allowing both of them to blow their load on your face at the same time.

1. "Dude she's giving me an Akimblow Job, I'm not worried about planting the bomb!

2. Person 1- "I blew a load into her mouth... but she just kept going... you better believe I blew a second load in her mouth!"

Person 2- "Akimblow Job. Never let her go man."

3. Best friend 1- "I never thought getting jerked off next to my best friend by the same girl and blowing a load on her face at the same time as him would be so pleasurable..."

Best friend 2- "I would take an Akimblow Job by your side any day."

by Akim Blow Jobson March 13, 2010

Flaps Akimbo

Huge bacon bits spread wide and ready for action.

"man she was gagging for it, she was flaps akimbo"

by John March 10, 2005

Akimbo Fist

Fisting a girl with both hands at the same time.

After going 42-2 in my last team death match with duel models. I Akimbo fisted my girlfriend

by ation March 26, 2010

akimbo shotgun

To shotgun two beer cans at once. You poke a hole in the bottom of both beer cans, open the top, and drink them as fast as possible without a break.

In reference to COD where you have two guns at once.
Also a reference to the street fighter Kimbo Slice.

You must yell, Akimbo!

After a night of drinking, William and Jack yelled Akimbo as they "akimbo shotgun" both beers at once!

by relbik August 21, 2010